“I believe that the moon does not exist. I believe that vampires are the world’s greatest golfers, but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet.”
— Tracy, “The Fighting Irish”
“Informed decision? Do you think this country was founded on informed decisions? Columbus thought he was in India! And did he worry about being wrong? No! He just called everybody Indians! And we still do it today. Why? ‘Cause. You want to be an American? You fill out that ballot because you don’t know what you’re doing! Just like when we named this country after the 4th or 5th guy who discovered it, Amerigo Vespucci. Who cares?”—-Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan) on 30 Rock.
Tracy Morgan Black & Blue http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuEsZAvsKqc
David Letterman - Tracy Morgan Knows Mitt Romney
Why Stop Now - Official Trailer (2012) [HD]
The Royal Tenenbaums / Primetime
Check out this mix on @8tracks: “it’s sunday, i guess i should probably clean my apartment”